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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 January 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 566
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (426081) - you deserved it (59701)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72893) - you deserved it (10351)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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