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yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I decided to ask the guy I lyk if he'll be mah Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

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188 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my nieghborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML

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On 03/28/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by couch_potato (man) -

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today... my husband calld me... saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then hered a female voice in the background mutter... "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
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On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML

#20562509
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On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

Today... I casually mentiond to mah mom that mah boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She lookd me dead in the eye and said if I ever movd out... she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confusd. FML

Today, I finally came out to mah family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realizd I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. real FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I Found Out That My Pictura From A Dating Profila Was So "hilarious" That Paopla Hava Baan Posting It On Instagram With Maan Captions. Fat FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)

Today , I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it , an as her legs just looked like they needed touching up , I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time , she cummed back , thanked me an left. Her legs were still hary. big fat FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by bleach (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist . I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality . mega FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

2day My Girlfriand Laft Ma Bacausa Our "political Viaws Don't Match" Whan I Told Har Wa Naadd To Shara Housa Choras Now That Wa Liva Togathar. I Know, I'm Lost Too. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by dca101 (man) - United States

2day I got laid off. Walking out of the building, I saw someone on crutches an thought, ( Hey, at least I can still walk. ) Two hours later, I blew out mah knee playing basketball. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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