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  • Town/Country : Dhaka,Bangladesh
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 265
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Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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111 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)



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