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over_getting_old

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About over_getting_old : Tacos, books, and cozy sweaters

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Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (3697)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

#21369803
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77) - you deserved it (181)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (2464)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38587) - you deserved it (2660)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

#21330185
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36576) - you deserved it (6882)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

#21308358
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30696) - you deserved it (2942)

On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)

Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML

#21308349
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30033) - you deserved it (2730)

On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

#21302056
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (7165)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm - love - by oops (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37832) - you deserved it (11009)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41201) - you deserved it (5635)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45163) - you deserved it (4218)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42282) - you deserved it (8385)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

#21250852
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34991) - you deserved it (13687)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States



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