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outstandtacular
  • Town/Country : M
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 390
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About outstandtacular : My life consists of sports, cooking, and humour.

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Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

#20502782
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26806) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37387) - you deserved it (4146) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

#20478441
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29539) - you deserved it (2120)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

#20168543
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12863) - you deserved it (935)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20937) - you deserved it (1749)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)



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