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Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a ( documentary ). The branch snapped an I fell out of the tree an onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

#5737700
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On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend meeting all of is friends fir te first time!! My boyfriend went into te kitcen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking fir im!! I discovered is friend olding two melons to is cest, mid explanation on ow tey look exactly lyk mine!! FML

#5368590
88 comments

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On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans . I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, u can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store . FML

#5364487
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On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I must fine a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wereing shrts that expose her belly . FML

#5359755
64 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by elmalo68 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , mah school is having homecoming!! I'm taking a dateho I really like , and she happens to have fairly large boobs!! I have a friendho seems to think I have an obsession with boobs , so I textd her last night reading "btw , no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to mah date!! fat FML

today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML

#4207325
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On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today I noticed that mah very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with mah boyfriend recently an questioned him telling him ( You don't have to use so much to wash yur face. That's a $70 bottle. ) To which he responded ( Oh that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah I use that on mah junk. ) FML

#3931223
134 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by NotSoClean (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I PULLED UP NEXT TO MAH BOYFRIEND AT A STOPLIGHT . HE WAS IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR . REAL FML

#3929849
94 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going to propose to my grlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountain all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

#3904309
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On 07/20/2009 at 11:43am - love - by good_job_john (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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