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Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (15559)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

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On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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