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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 267
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About otumboo : Hello my name is Autumn :) snap chat me at : otumboo

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Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML


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