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About otisnme94 : I'm a country girl. I love my truck and family means the world to me

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Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

#674037
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78538) - you deserved it (161843)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
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I agree, your life sucks (58155) - you deserved it (617892)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211
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On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
55 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
99 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29631) - you deserved it (4232)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19165) - you deserved it (5224)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version



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