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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About otisnme94 : I'm a country girl. I love my truck and family means the world to me

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otisnme94's favorite FMLs

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (25599)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, looool my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed . I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate . FML

#19595631
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19070) - you deserved it (32648) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France

TODAY, I EARD TE ICE CREAM TRUCK. BIENG TE IDIOT TAT I AM, I RAN DOWN TE STEPS AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY FELL DOWN TEM. I NEEDED FOUR STITCES. I DIDN'T EVEN GET MA ICE CREAM. MEGA FML

#19594903
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18375) - you deserved it (8373)

On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said ( excuse me ) to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

#19569212
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21091) - you deserved it (1765)

On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boss overheard me singing, ( I need a shit, I need a shit ) on my way to the bathroom. big fat FML

#19531197
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7418) - you deserved it (30195)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I witnassad a car accidant. Baing an axpariancad paramadic, I rushad to tha scana to saa if anyona naadad halp. As I assassad tha paopla involvad, ona of tham pickpockatad ma. FML

#19496982
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (1704)

On 04/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while driving mah car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

#19457431
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19506) - you deserved it (6518)

On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14664) - you deserved it (37645)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... Mah Mom Was Puttd In Jail Fir Beating The Shit Out Of Mah Dad. Real FML

#19291584
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35533) - you deserved it (2676)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, Mah Husband Started Getting Frisky, But I Wasn't In The Mood, So I Said I'd Just Like To Cuddle And Talk. He Decided A Good Topic Of Conversation Was Whether Or Not It Would Be Physically Possible To Smoke Mah Grandma's Ashes From The Cremation Urn. FML

#19279309
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20441) - you deserved it (8829)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm - misc - by solyana vr1 - United States

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25673) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I Was Dabating If I Actually Do Talk To Mysalf. I Was Having This Convarsation With Mysalf. FML

#19236548
96 comments


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