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About otisnme94 : I'm a country girl. I love my truck and family means the world to me
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2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML
Today, Mah Husband Started Getting Frisky, But I Wasn't In The Mood, So I Said I'd Just Like To Cuddle And Talk. He Decided A Good Topic Of Conversation Was Whether Or Not It Would Be Physically Possible To Smoke Mah Grandma's Ashes From The Cremation Urn. FML
Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML
Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015