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otheirrationalme
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 March 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About otheirrationalme : Guns don't kill people. Nuhuh. I kill people - with guns.

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Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31169) - you deserved it (7293)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20391) - you deserved it (2432)

On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)



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