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About ostfaiz : "…Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... BE WITH ME!"
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
Friday 24 October 2014