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Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to a Christian. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
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On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML
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On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
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On 10/23/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Pokemon problems - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by TypeOhNegative (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, it was my first day in Paris. I've been saving up for five years. It was a rainy day, but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower. On my way, I fell down a slippery set of stairs and knocked both of my front teeth out. Now, I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 3:06am - health - by parisklutz (woman) - France (Lorraine)
Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States
Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm - money - by Pissed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm - kids - by Randolph (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)
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