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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38066) - you deserved it (7975)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52449) - you deserved it (21198)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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