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ortega
  • Town/Country : Your mom's bedroom, In your house
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2852
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ortega : dont message me.
this isn't myspace/facebook.

I like to troll every now and then. Deal with it.

Oh, and don't respond to what I say because
A) it's the internet
B) I don't give a shit

and eyeball my wife all you want, she's still mine.

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Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2.5 years told me that he believes in females being subservient, and I am not allowed to have opinions anymore. AND he is "the Alpha Dog" and I'm merely the "Beta Dog", so I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178 (401)

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (4852)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and his friends had a conversation about the power of boobs. He later asked me to make him a sandwich to "prove my love for him." I said "How about I just show you my tits?" Without looking up from the TV, he said, "How about you make me a sandwich?" FML

#6702575 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (10025) - you deserved it (19021)

On 12/10/2009 at 11:19pm - love - by Sheik (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML

#6416095 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (4325)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by OnlyIfYouLoveMe (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (42607) - you deserved it (19148)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

#5484515 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/26/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Amberizzle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

#5230758 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (37097) - you deserved it (2124)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (43539) - you deserved it (10410)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)