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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1441
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About origamidragon : I spend my spare time laughing at people, baking, making paper stuff, reading fiction, and attempting (and failing) to do something productive. Mostly the first one, of course.

The template for the Charizard in my picture is from, the Talonflame is from, and the horse is David Brill's design. If you're interested, you should check them out! Unfortunately, my photography skills could use some work.

I'm really terrible about replying, but feel free to message me!

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Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41174) - you deserved it (17085)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40532) - you deserved it (5840)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40237) - you deserved it (9998)

On 03/11/2014 at 9:01am - work - by IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62810) - you deserved it (4651)

On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML

Today, after months of looking at cribs and picking out the perfect one for my unborn daughter, the store informed me that they no longer make that crib, even though the model is right there on the sales floor. I had to leave as my hormones got the best of me and I started bawling. FML

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52689) - you deserved it (11458)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML


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On 07/29/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40781) - you deserved it (3219)

On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (2056)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:13am - work - by John - United States

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML


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On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML


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On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML


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On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

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