Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ori0324 : Its funny seeing what goes on in some of these peoples live, especially the ones who bring it upon themselves.

ori0324's page activity

Visits<b>sammiaaron</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:25pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:09pm<b>Tractor_Bait</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 2:01pm<b>psychopolarbear</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 5:32pm<b>Sonata90</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:20am<b>jguseman</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 1:12am<b>veraciouskim</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:06am<b>qcomprosky</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 5:28pm<b>DepartmentStore</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 7:54am<b>FamousPeace</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 3:34pm<b>JustABadKid_</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 5:34pm<b>natalicious98</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 12:03am<b>Biglos</b> - the 04/26/2011 at 4:19pm<b>Kuroftw</b> - the 04/21/2011 at 5:29pm<b>CheckMyProfile</b> - the 04/15/2011 at 3:20pm

Fucked!<b>sammiaaron</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:25pm

ori0324's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

ori0324's favorite FMLs

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48478) - you deserved it (3628)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72944) - you deserved it (11491)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83683) - you deserved it (5562)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (256752) - you deserved it (34201)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (258311) - you deserved it (88111)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: