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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About orgasm_blush : Things i love:
Florence and the machine
Cheddar and sour cream chips (yum)
Jamaican accents
Making money
Spending money
Hot hipster chicks
True blood
Blue eyeliner
Talking to strangers

Things i hate:
Bugs
Being hungry
Annoying people
Thin eyebrows
Quiet people
Pop-tarts

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70048) - you deserved it (7884)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (237250) - you deserved it (82066)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33824) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)



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