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About orgasm_blush : Things i love:
Florence and the machine
Cheddar and sour cream chips (yum)
Hot hipster chicks
Talking to strangers
Things i hate:
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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014