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oreoeater

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 231
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About oreoeater : I like cookies, not much more to say

oreoeater's page activity

Visits<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 10:29pm<b>crookedtiles</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 5:48pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:22am<b>Daniel_A_Bass</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:27am<b>Narutoexd</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:24am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 11:17pm<b>jill97</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 10:22pm<b>MrJihadi</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 5:49pm<b>Korentai</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 5:18pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:41pm<b>swaggingout</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:04pm<b>noisyboy4000</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:45pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:42pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 10:46am<b>The_Potato_Lord</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 4:18pm<b>The_ghetto_mango</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:43pm<b>NickTheBleak</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 9:58pm<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 6:19pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 4:29am<b>Korentai</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 10:18pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 4:55pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 10:15am<b>I_Like_Dogs</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 4:12am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:06pm<b>yoshi061</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:29pm<b>icandothecancan</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:41am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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oreoeater's favorite FMLs

Today, my stepmother started talking to me after a month of the silent treatment. When I asked her what I had done wrong, she replied, "Nothing, but do you know that feeling when you look at someone and you just want to choke them?" FML

by Stepmotherfucker / 03/23/2016 at 2:32am / Ukraine / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I confided in my best friend about my recent weight loss, and how it was due to lack of appetite because of my horrible depression and anxiety. She congratulated me. FML

by lolhailsatan / 01/19/2016 at 10:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 1:57am / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his tazer at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tazed him for acting aggressively. FML

by anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 5:15pm / Czech Republic / Miscellaneous

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

by likecomeon / 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

by pledonasm / 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm / India (Maharashtra) / Kids

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

by Perdito_Coño / 09/05/2014 at 4:55pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

by up to no-good... / 08/22/2014 at 12:09am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

by freakedout / 08/08/2014 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 12:08am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

by burnmyeyes / 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous