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  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
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Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37397) - you deserved it (8560)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41299) - you deserved it (3228)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46996) - you deserved it (3473)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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196 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)



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