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optimusbob
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2761
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About optimusbob : i love laughing at my own and other peoples misfortune...WIN

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Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (8098)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94151) - you deserved it (7449)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (6784)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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