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  • Town/Country : Detroit, MI, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 774
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About oops_im_fucked : HI! my name is Evan Dancik, I go on this site to laugh at other's misfortunes and to comment and try to get the positive thumbs.... I'm not too good at it when it comes to not getting moderated or negative thumbs....

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24084) - you deserved it (4190)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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