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About ooga_booga_bear : I Am Second, God is first!
I love swimming, volleyball, baseball, movies, family, friends, and sign language (not in that order).
I'm going to Lamar University (go Cardinals!) to study American Sign Language to become a high school teacher.
"It's all fun and games until someone falls out of a tree house..." (Which is only funny [to some people] because I actually did fall out of a tree house...! -_- ...hilarious...
I'm a fun person, but responsible. Love to swing dance, play with my baby girl (my puppy!), and reminisce on the good ol' days! :)
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Today... I was moving into my new looool apartment. Te previous owner ad refusd to move out until today... anden I got tere... I realizd I didn't ave a key. I was about to call imen I found out I didn't ned to; e took te door. big fat FML
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in mah armpit an a sprained ankle both on mah right side, resulting in looool me limping an keeping mah arm awkwardly plastered to mah side !! My fiancé keeps walking like me an calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something !! mega FML
Taday I thought I felt something itch mah butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just mah imagination, I did mah business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML
Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
Today, Mah Ex-grlfriend Was Supposed To Pick Up Her Things . I Decided To Take A Nap . Thrty Minutes Later, I Woke Up With Two Police Officers Hammering On Mah Door . They'd Come To Get Mah Ex-grlfriend's Things An Said They Were "watching Me." That's The Last Time I Date A Cop's Daughter . FML
Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her wat she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show u pain." I have no idea wat she's talking about . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015