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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About onecrazybiotch09 : I'm a lot of fun...i love to play World of Warcraft!! Love living life to the fullest. Clubbing is the ultimate thing to do besides jammin out to screamo at a concert!! Best thing of all is I LOVE women!! Nothing better =]]
http://www.facebook.com/glenn.morris09 hit me up if you ain't a creeper!!

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Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16154) - you deserved it (24179)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75681) - you deserved it (4246)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43577) - you deserved it (2802)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)



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