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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1991 (24 years)
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About onecrazybiotch09 : I'm a lot of fun...i love to play World of Warcraft!! Love living life to the fullest. Clubbing is the ultimate thing to do besides jammin out to screamo at a concert!! Best thing of all is I LOVE women!! Nothing better =]] hit me up if you ain't a creeper!!

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Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML


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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML


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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

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