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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML


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On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML


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