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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About onceuponapenis : The reason my profile is empty is because I'm a nobody that no one cares about...so you might as well leave my profile...anyways...I'm a dick and I don't care if you know it. I say what's on my mind no matter what...enjoy it.

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Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (4249)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

#7584154
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20131) - you deserved it (9145)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

#7584154
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20131) - you deserved it (9145)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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