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onathenarwhal

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onathenarwhal

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About onathenarwhal : hi I like art ,music , my chemical romance , and panic at the disco

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231311) - you deserved it (81133)

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