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  • Town/Country : Windsor, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6696
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ona16 : Nothing much to say just a gamer from canada

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ona16's favorite FMLs

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

#21451515
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14970) - you deserved it (1404)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:43pm - love - by whyyyyyme (woman) - Canada

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22864) - you deserved it (4951)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

#21446986
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (1730)

On 07/25/2015 at 11:51am - love - by WhoLikesPie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

#21446242
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (3716)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

#21446192
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (2083)

On 07/23/2015 at 8:12pm - work - by sarika (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

#21445864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23116) - you deserved it (2492)

On 07/23/2015 at 5:44am - animals - by Skoff (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (7297)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (7297)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (4494)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a surprise raise and a promotion at work. Hours after accepting, our company was raided by police on fraud charges. Due to my new managerial position, I had to get grilled by cops. I may not have a job at all next week. FML

#21442530
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (1512)

On 07/16/2015 at 10:47am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

#21442166
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (2863)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

#21442016
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38164) - you deserved it (1793)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

#21441771
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (2414)

On 07/14/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by trappedinmyownhome (woman) -

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML



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