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Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2016 at 2:20am / Australia / Work
by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
by TheHeirofTime / 04/29/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by filipkm / 04/28/2016 at 6:04pm / Slovenia (Ljubljana Urban Commune) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
by anon / 04/27/2016 at 12:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Fuck's sake! / 04/24/2016 at 9:34pm / Singapore / Work
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
by just die already / 04/24/2016 at 5:55am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Singleagain / 04/19/2016 at 8:01am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Intimacy
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
by sociallyanxiousroomie / 04/19/2016 at 6:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2016 at 12:37pm / United States (Delaware) / Kids
Today, my friend asked me for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend. I've never done it before so I googled it, my own boyfriend happened to walk in and now isn't speaking to me. He won't believe me when I say it was "for a friend." FML
by howtobreakup / 04/11/2016 at 12:39pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Love
Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML
by papaedups / 04/11/2016 at 1:46am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 12 and 14 year olds told me they'll be doing whatever they like from now on and there will be no rules or bedtime, otherwise they'll tell their teachers that my husband and I abuse them. Where did I go wrong? FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2016 at 5:43pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
- Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw… Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. … Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The…