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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3854
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ona16 : Nothing much to say just a gamer from canada

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Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19693) - you deserved it (1377)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33950) - you deserved it (2287)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (2565)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30790) - you deserved it (2501)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (2436)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (4879)

On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, after months of correcting him, I got so used to my boss calling me "Alex" that I didn't respond to my own name several times today. FML

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

#21316533
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31538) - you deserved it (2299)

On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (3809)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

#21316114
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13996) - you deserved it (35011)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:39am - misc - by well, now what - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

#21315826
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38786) - you deserved it (2184)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)



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