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ona16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5859
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ona16 : Nothing much to say just a gamer from canada

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ona16's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML

#21413464
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17467) - you deserved it (1094) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/21/2015 at 7:51am - misc - by Jolabanane - France

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

#21413204
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15636) - you deserved it (6787)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22244) - you deserved it (6231)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

#21410601
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33298) - you deserved it (1975)

On 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text saying I was "banned" from a volunteer group by the vice chair. Why? Because him dumping me the night before and leaving me in the bar alone drunk and crying wasn't enough for him, apparently. FML

#21410356
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27215) - you deserved it (2313)

On 05/15/2015 at 1:40am - love - by bluestripedsockm - United States (California)

Today, I found out my wife confided in a coworker that she wants to sleep with him, because our marriage is loveless and sexless. News to me. FML

#21410043
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28253) - you deserved it (2610)

On 05/14/2015 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by semokco (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (6893)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

#21408859
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28325) - you deserved it (3797)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Darryl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30142) - you deserved it (3006)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (3356)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (4516)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25808) - you deserved it (22572)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41281) - you deserved it (2815)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

#21396780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (1858)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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