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  • Town/Country : Windsor, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7035
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ona16 : Nothing much to say just a gamer from canada

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ona16's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

#21464212
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4968) - you deserved it (332)

On 09/03/2015 at 5:14pm - animals - by Imissyou (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15614) - you deserved it (1159)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

#21463909
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17009) - you deserved it (956)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15728) - you deserved it (1551)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

#21463642
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18957) - you deserved it (1271)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16806) - you deserved it (1143)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (1167)

On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

#21463241
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (1204)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24039) - you deserved it (4027)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

#21460833
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (2352)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

#21460557
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25095) - you deserved it (3303)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm - kids - by shit.jpg (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

#21460448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (2735)

On 08/25/2015 at 7:55am - love - by Shelling Ford - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

#21460410
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21254) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

#21460397
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22498) - you deserved it (1482)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:49am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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