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omnia's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35509) - you deserved it (4291)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (3022)

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