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omgyoukilledkeny
  • Town/Country : DAFUCKINATX, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 May 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 287
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About omgyoukilledkeny : ihate my life and the world nd everyone in it

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid and my husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (7842)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:24am - love - by WOWreally (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45747) - you deserved it (10321)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

#5173603 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (8550) - you deserved it (49016)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)