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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76560) - you deserved it (4469)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, at work, my ipod was stolen from my desk when I was away. I work in a police station. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56929) - you deserved it (5526)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58566) - you deserved it (3233)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8746) - you deserved it (35074)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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