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omgitsmoe
  • Town/Country : Coventry, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About omgitsmoe : Hi :3
I am a huge music fan , I write songs and sing them
Just started playing guitar ;D
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Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45195) - you deserved it (11004)

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