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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About omgitsmoe : Hi :3
I am a huge music fan , I write songs and sing them
Just started playing guitar ;D
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Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


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