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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2193
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About omfgrofl1337 : Sup my name is Sue de Nim de Ploom. Hope you get it

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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

#12929120
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37744) - you deserved it (18286)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

#12914621
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29827) - you deserved it (5693)

On 09/05/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by misunderstood - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31194) - you deserved it (12311)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

#12887247
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30267) - you deserved it (5477)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by Fmylife.25 - United States (Virginia)

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

#12870338
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37018) - you deserved it (3409)

On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34509) - you deserved it (22852)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

#12782161
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (6721)

On 08/28/2010 at 1:49am - intimacy - by JessykaB - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

#3982111
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46018) - you deserved it (4923)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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