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omfgcarly
  • Town/Country : Merritt Island, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5540
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59510) - you deserved it (19200)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7287) - you deserved it (55364)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (123908) - you deserved it (22671)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (6171)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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