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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…