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omegaxen

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1130
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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omegaxen's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

by Litterbox / 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

by thissucks / 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

by Fucked / 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals