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omegaxen
  • Town/Country : Eugene, Asylum
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 735
  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (132910)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10693) - you deserved it (31883)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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