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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48122) - you deserved it (7813)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38712) - you deserved it (7193)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54673) - you deserved it (9324)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (3130)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49738) - you deserved it (13439)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
208 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73317) - you deserved it (3783)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93627) - you deserved it (4777)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML

#14768786
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44572) - you deserved it (4019) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33086) - you deserved it (4163)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (7383) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

#14442409
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (2597)

On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32850) - you deserved it (2639)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
80 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)



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