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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6157
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About omar : hi
i'm omar
i love listening and playing music
if your a funny, cool, down to earth person, feel free to add me
www.myspace.com/ramoluvsnirvana

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2day I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to fir ahile. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot lyk you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

#6054945
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32517) - you deserved it (6262)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by girlthatstoofat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. mega FML

#6001127
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20126) - you deserved it (44629)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY... MAH LONG-DISTANCE GIRLFRIEND ASKD ME IF SHE COULD SEE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE SIDE. FML

#6001023
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (6371)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24am - love - by cheezeits (woman) - United States (California)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
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I agree, your life sucks (12133) - you deserved it (69925)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17379)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

#4998689
108 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (44126)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today I was eating with a friendhile walking on the sidewalk!! A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street!! As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry a truck drove by!! Only four survived!! FML

#4674126
331 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is mah dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. big fat FML

#4645462
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55651) - you deserved it (5009)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116979) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73966) - you deserved it (5898)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing mah breasts together and making them talk. FML

#4113781
168 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decidd to go and chat her up . After charming her with mah usual crap 4 a while, I told her she was really pretty and askd 4 her number . She replid "You asshole, I met u ere a year ago and gave u mah number, and u never calld me." FML

#4102567
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8698) - you deserved it (111532)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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