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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23185
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, fiancé and I told futura mothar-in-law that wa ara axpacting . Har rasponsa was, "Why ara you doing this to ma?" FML

#21078559
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39799) - you deserved it (4337)

On 03/05/2014 at 5:15am - misc - by dyingangel246 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects lyk biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk.

#21078096
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (5544)

On 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by cubs44fan - United States (Indiana)

Today , I saw a kid getting bullied; a grl was hitting him in the head!! After having an inner struggle with wat to do , I tried to stop them!! Both kids then turned on me , and called me a "hippo"!! FML

#21078067
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (3995)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:55pm - kids - by meandme (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I spent mah first night at mah boyfriend's place, and mah first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something lyk "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

#21078055
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51116) - you deserved it (6221)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML

#21077955
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41813) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sopping fir dressesen ma fiancé turned intoat I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and ma maid of onor tat we need to lose weigt because e's not "paying all tis money fir a pair of fatties to not look good." real FML

#21075933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43746) - you deserved it (6753)

On 03/02/2014 at 2:09pm - money - by Ms. Piggy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I found out that lover and boyfriend of over 5 yeres has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina" . FML

#21075644
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47305) - you deserved it (6695)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my friends convincd me to go out clubbing with them for the first time. "You'll get some action", they said. The only action I got was some drunk bloke staggering into me and spraying me with vomit just minutes after arriving. real FML

#21074902
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38012) - you deserved it (3763)

On 03/01/2014 at 12:23pm - misc - by thanks, cunt-o (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , frustratad that my boyfriand navar givas ma any orgasms whan wa maka lova , I triad politaly hinting that ha naads to improva. To start with , I said mayba ha should ba mora spontanaous in bad. Ha rapliad , "What , lyk putting it in yur ass? Gotcha." Graat. FML

#21074161
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47835) - you deserved it (14377)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I left fir work . Halfway to ma car, ma neigbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me . Te little pissant screamed wit laugter and ran back to is ouse . His mum's reaction was essentially ( kids will be kids ) and slamming te door on me . FML

#21074103
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (3351)

On 02/28/2014 at 3:01pm - kids - by HeMayHaveSomeIssues (man) - Denmark

Today, I made myself a hot pocket 4 lunch . I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center,hich was somehow still frozen solid .

#21073990
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35095) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by loserr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (55744)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was supposed to be studying 4 an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was 4 the dog. FML

#21073158
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40230) - you deserved it (3371)

On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

#21071350
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38798) - you deserved it (3232)

On 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm - work - by cunting cuntface of a boss (man) - Australia

Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (13419)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)



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