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I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today... I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects lyk biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk.
Today , I saw a kid getting bullied; a grl was hitting him in the head!! After having an inner struggle with wat to do , I tried to stop them!! Both kids then turned on me , and called me a "hippo"!! FML
Today, I spent mah first night at mah boyfriend's place, and mah first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something lyk "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML
Today, I was sopping fir dressesen ma fiancé turned intoat I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and ma maid of onor tat we need to lose weigt because e's not "paying all tis money fir a pair of fatties to not look good." real FML
Today, my friends convincd me to go out clubbing with them for the first time. "You'll get some action", they said. The only action I got was some drunk bloke staggering into me and spraying me with vomit just minutes after arriving. real FML
Today , frustratad that my boyfriand navar givas ma any orgasms whan wa maka lova , I triad politaly hinting that ha naads to improva. To start with , I said mayba ha should ba mora spontanaous in bad. Ha rapliad , "What , lyk putting it in yur ass? Gotcha." Graat. FML
Today, I left fir work . Halfway to ma car, ma neigbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me . Te little pissant screamed wit laugter and ran back to is ouse . His mum's reaction was essentially ( kids will be kids ) and slamming te door on me . FML
Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today , I was supposed to be studying 4 an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was 4 the dog. FML
Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML
Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML
Friday 27 March 2015