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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17125
  • Number of comments : 3205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : I can't say too much so I won't.
Unfucking believable. I have the worst luck ever. Fuck this shit, I give up.
Kik: olpally. Don't be creepy.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21770) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (2247)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

#17190243
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32397) - you deserved it (4051)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (7156)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32059) - you deserved it (2748)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

#16543151
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33214) - you deserved it (3234)

On 06/07/2011 at 6:27am - misc - by Sickinbed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

#16542876
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28933) - you deserved it (3227)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50368) - you deserved it (3717)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

#16531117
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12663) - you deserved it (49542)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

#16531117
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12663) - you deserved it (49542)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43047) - you deserved it (6572)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42293) - you deserved it (14192)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38320) - you deserved it (6102)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)



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