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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12125
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : I can't say too much so I won't.
Ugh. I work way too much.
Unfucking believable. I have the worst luck ever.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42130) - you deserved it (14162)

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML


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