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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 28876
  • Number of comments : 3309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
Message me if you want. I'm back. Huge Blackhawks super fan. 2015 Stanley cup champions!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨lets talk hockey! Or anything in general. Love emojis 😘😍😜😁🙊😄Kik- olpally

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31077) - you deserved it (2192)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (1868)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML

#17756140
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9867) - you deserved it (32559)

On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

#17750469
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (3715)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (26940)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

#17697276
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (7520)

On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (3033)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27679) - you deserved it (5965)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12910) - you deserved it (29443)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43645) - you deserved it (6434)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

#17427573
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27163) - you deserved it (6850)

On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21977) - you deserved it (3041)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (2465)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

#17190243
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35313) - you deserved it (4305)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (7432)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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