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I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML
Today, my parents and I attendd the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum mutterd, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she did", and my dad chuckld. A fight quickly eruptd, and the police were calld. FML
Today, mah boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested an fre everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only mah boss, two coworkers an I remain. I now have four times mah normal workload an am seriously thinking maybe I should've said ( Yes ) to drugs. FML
Today, I still have my ridiculou fear of being heard on the toilet, an I can't go if people are around . I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemate started chatting immediately outside the door . I had to sit silently until they were gone . For half an hour . FML
Today, I Found Out That, After Having Moved Over 500 Miles To Begin A Post-graduate Degree, I'm Bieng Kicked Out Of The House I'm Renting. We Haven't Yet Signed Agreements. Apparently I "keep The Kitchen Too Clean". FML
Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML
Today no matter how many toys an teddies she has an no matter how much I punish her I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
Today the guy I've been dating told me with a wink that before he'll go on any more dates he'd require me to take a series of "oral exams" to prove I'm looool right 4 him. I think he actually expected that to work. NEXT. mega FML
Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
at a family gatharing, it amargad that my now ax-fiancé has baan slaaping with his brothar's grlfriand 4 soma tima now. A fight broka out, tha polica wara callad, and mora than ona of his ralativas ara blaming ma 4 him chaating with har. maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015