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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23171
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.

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olpally's favorite FMLs

yesterday I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googld ( prison pen pals ), and I'm considering writing to one. FML

#20033437
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (21739)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:39am - love - by desperategurl (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I came home to find that the entre ceiling in the kitchen of mah apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe . The same water pipe maintenance said they had looool fixed three days ago . FML

Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML

#20031656
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (6863)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

2day it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needd to return something an told me to go get it. While I was looking for it a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happend in mah front lawn. FML

#20020707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20781) - you deserved it (1543)

On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I went out to dinner with mah boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu..." remarked how I look "so grown up 4 yur age..." and asked wat grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

#20020595
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (1626)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Dad Got So Drunk That He Had An Intense Argument With The Microwave, Resulting In Him Threatening To Ground Me After I Tried To Calm Him Down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18943) - you deserved it (1542)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, cuz my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

#20020512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19777) - you deserved it (1381)

On 08/14/2012 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I invited mah girlfriend over to a family lunch , planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it , including mah apparently disapproving mom , who kept causing a scene to grab mah girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

#20016767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (2322)

On 08/12/2012 at 11:49am - love - by jake (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today my new boss the CEO's son finally showed up 4 work three days late and right after lunch break. His frst order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone 4 not having a diet latte waiting 4 him on his desk. God help us all. big fat FML

#20013987
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (1533)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by SHIIIIITTTT (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang!! I answerd it and looool a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs!! They look lyk they ned to go out." FML

#20013194
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9577) - you deserved it (29551)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

today I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove there finger up there nose and eat there fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

#20011258
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (1647)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT TAT JUST BECAUSE U EXPRESS MAIL SOMETING , IT DOESN'T MEAN TE POST OFFICE WON'T STILL LOSE IT . WAT DID TEY LOSE? MY SIGNED MARRIAGE LICENSE . WE SPENT ALL TAT TIME AND MONEY TO GET MARRIED ON TE DAY OF OUR COOSING , AND OUR MARRIAGE ISN'T EVEN VALID . FML

Today , I discoverd that I sometimes talk in sleep!! After spending an amazing , perfectly romantic night with boyfriend , I woke up to him telling me to leave!! I have no ideahat I could have said!! He still won't talk to me!! FML

#20007517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26829) - you deserved it (2706)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed an triumphantly sat down, enjoying mah victory, until I noticed y they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself.

#20007431
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (5749)

On 08/07/2012 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Nightmares - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach . I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom . As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out . I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless . real FML

#20007279
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22194) - you deserved it (2311)

On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)



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