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I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today I came home to find that the entre ceiling in the kitchen of mah apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe . The same water pipe maintenance said they had looool fixed three days ago . FML
Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML
2day it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needd to return something an told me to go get it. While I was looking for it a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happend in mah front lawn. FML
Today... I went out to dinner with mah boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu..." remarked how I look "so grown up 4 yur age..." and asked wat grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, cuz my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today , I invited mah girlfriend over to a family lunch , planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it , including mah apparently disapproving mom , who kept causing a scene to grab mah girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today my new boss the CEO's son finally showed up 4 work three days late and right after lunch break. His frst order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone 4 not having a diet latte waiting 4 him on his desk. God help us all. big fat FML
TODAY , I FOUND OUT TAT JUST BECAUSE U EXPRESS MAIL SOMETING , IT DOESN'T MEAN TE POST OFFICE WON'T STILL LOSE IT . WAT DID TEY LOSE? MY SIGNED MARRIAGE LICENSE . WE SPENT ALL TAT TIME AND MONEY TO GET MARRIED ON TE DAY OF OUR COOSING , AND OUR MARRIAGE ISN'T EVEN VALID . FML
Today , I discoverd that I sometimes talk in sleep!! After spending an amazing , perfectly romantic night with boyfriend , I woke up to him telling me to leave!! I have no ideahat I could have said!! He still won't talk to me!! FML
Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed an triumphantly sat down, enjoying mah victory, until I noticed y they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself.
Today, I had an upset stomach . I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom . As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out . I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015