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About olpally : I can't say too much so I won't. Wtf? Argh. So not happy right now. I give up, seriously.
Sorry if I'm an asshole in the comments, I'm burned out from work, I'll try and cheer up. Highly unlikely, but I'll try.
Kik: olpally. No weirdos or creeps or talking shit, I'll block you immediately after I tell you to fuck off.
BLACKHAWKS RULE!!! :D
All they do is win win win!!!
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Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Friday 6 December 2013