About olpally : Fun easy going guy :) if you want to know more just message me on here :D my comments usually get thumbed down or thumbed up based on the comment, so if i suck, feel free to rip me a new one as i do have my dumb moments at times.. but who doesn't?? I HATE GRAMMAR NAZIS!! GET A LIFE YOU NAZI TROLLS.. I will thumb you down because you're taking this site way too seriously.. granted some people just can't spell. Just leave them alone and let them get thumbed down...get off your high ass and make a smart comment instead of a smart-ass comment correcting their mistakes. I don't care for spelling errors and i usually can figure it out easily. There's no need to point the obvious mistake, just shut-up and move on! I AM BRUTALLY HONEST.. If you think it's rude, it's not... It's the fucking Internet, get over it and stop being so damn sensitive. See ya out there. :D lol.
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Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 7:02am - work - by FireoftheFuture - United States
Today, I was so nervous about a first date that trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML
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On 04/30/2013 at 8:28am - love - by Gioia (woman) - Bulgaria (Vidin)
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
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On 04/30/2013 at 4:50am - love - by Porter_Robinson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 1:07pm - love - by Good Luck Chuck (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 2:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States
Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by KatiRozz1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Middlesbrough)
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