About olpally : Fun easy going guy :) pm me if you want to be friends :) my comments usually get thumbed down or thumbed up based on the comment, so if i suck, feel free to rip me a new one as i do have my dumb moments at times.. but who doesn't?? I HATE GRAMMAR NAZIS!! GET A LIFE YOU NAZI TROLLS.. I will thumb you down because you're taking this site way too seriously.. granted some people just can't spell. Just leave them alone and let them get thumbed down...get off your high ass and make a smart comment instead of a smart-ass comment correcting their mistakes. I don't care for spelling errors and i usually can figure it out easily. There's no need to point the obvious mistake, just shut-up and move on! I AM BRUTALLY HONEST.. If you think it's rude, it's not... It's the fucking Internet, get over it and stop being so damn sensitive. See ya out there. :D lol.
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Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 9:55am - money - by dammit33 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 7:06am - kids - by Never Work With Animals or Children (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm - health - by shanxi (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 5:33am - misc - by anamota89 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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