About olpally : Fun easy going guy :) pm me if you want to be friends :) my comments usually get thumbed down or thumbed up based on the comment, so if i suck, feel free to rip me a new one as i do have my dumb moments at times.. but who doesn't?? I HATE GRAMMAR NAZIS!! GET A LIFE YOU NAZI TROLLS.. I will thumb you down because you're taking this site way too seriously.. granted some people just can't spell. Just leave them alone and let them get thumbed down...get off your high ass and make a smart comment instead of a smart-ass comment correcting their mistakes. I don't care for spelling errors and i usually can figure it out easily. There's no need to point the obvious mistake, just shut-up and move on! I AM BRUTALLY HONEST.. If you think it's rude, it's not... It's the fucking Internet, get over it and stop being so damn sensitive. See ya out there. :D lol.
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Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States
Today, I was once again passed over for a promotion. I'm now the assistant to a kid who has failed to meet almost every single responsibility he's been given before. It's my job to make sure he's successful, and if he isn't, I'll lose my job. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 3:49pm - misc - by wenchfucker (man) - France (Lorraine)
Today, I was once again passed over for a promotion. I'm now the assistant to a kid who has failed to meet almost every single responsibility he's been given before. It's my job to make sure he's successful, and if he isn't, I'll lose my job. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 3:49pm - misc - by wenchfucker (man) - France (Lorraine)
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States
Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)
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