About olpally : Fun easy going guy :) if you want to know more just message me on here :D my comments usually get thumbed down or thumbed up based on the comment, so if i suck, feel free to rip me a new one as i do have my dumb moments at times.. but who doesn't?? I HATE GRAMMAR NAZIS!! GET A LIFE YOU NAZI TROLLS.. I will thumb you down because you're taking this site way too seriously.. granted some people just can't spell. Just leave them alone and let them get thumbed down...get off your high ass and make a smart comment instead of a smart-ass comment correcting their mistakes. I don't care for spelling errors and i usually can figure it out easily. There's no need to point the obvious mistake, just shut-up and move on! I AM BRUTALLY HONEST.. If you think it's rude, it's not... It's the fucking Internet, get over it and stop being so damn sensitive. See ya out there. :D lol.
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Today, I went for a jog. I was 5 km away from home when I had a sudden urge to poop. I didn't want to use the bushes, so I thought I could hold it in. I was wrong. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 9:48am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked the 7-year-old that I was babysitting if he could burp on command. He said he could, and began to demonstrate. It turns out he couldn't purposely burp, but he definitely could vomit on command. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:33am - kids - by ew (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was assigned to work on a huge project with Michael. Michael refers to himself in the third person, constantly mumbles unintelligibly to himself, doesn't smile, laugh or make eye contact, and refuses to address me directly. I'll be stuck with him for about four months. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had to have a long and awkward meeting with my boss. It wouldn't have been too awkward though, if I didn't have to avoid staring at her exposed breast whilst she fed her 8 week old baby. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 6:32am - work - by Wubba87 (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
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