About olpally : Fun easy going guy :) if you want to know more just message me on here :D my comments usually get thumbed down or thumbed up based on the comment, so if i suck, feel free to rip me a new one as i do have my dumb moments at times.. but who doesn't?? I HATE GRAMMAR NAZIS!! GET A LIFE YOU NAZI TROLLS.. I will thumb you down because you're taking this site way too seriously.. granted some people just can't spell. Just leave them alone and let them get thumbed down...get off your high ass and make a smart comment instead of a smart-ass comment correcting their mistakes. I don't care for spelling errors and i usually can figure it out easily. There's no need to point the obvious mistake, just shut-up and move on! I AM BRUTALLY HONEST.. If you think it's rude, it's not... It's the fucking Internet, get over it and stop being so damn sensitive. See ya out there. :D lol.
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Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States
Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 12:22pm - work - by Pizzaguy (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)
Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by fmyarse (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)
Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 12:48pm - misc - by bitchimgay (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 4:26pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
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