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I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, mah sister and I went to visit mah grandma . She looked at mah sister and said, "You r just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart!! I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded fir two weeks, brthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser!! FML
Today , as a limo driver , I had to drive 8 guys 4 a night-out from there wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio , thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently , they wanted to listen to there "pump-up" songs instead , which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML
Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit fir a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out fir drinks. FML
TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO FIX A BROKEN DESK FAN. I'D TAKEN THE GUARD OFF AND WAS TRYING TO UNSCREW THE BLADES, WHEN MY ROOMMATE DECIDED IT'D BE FUNNY TO PLUG IT IN. THE BLADES SLICED INTO MY THUMB. I NEED STITCHES, AND HE STILL THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. FML
TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML
Friday 27 March 2015