Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30189
  • Number of comments : 3351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
Message me if you want. I'm back. Huge Blackhawks super fan. 2015 Stanley cup champions!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨lets talk hockey! Or anything in general. Love emojis 😘😍😜😁🙊😄Kik- olpally

olpally's page activity

Visits<b>swimgood</b> - 30 minutes ago<b>Tander</b> - 2 hours ago<b>UselessReject23</b> - 3 hours ago<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - 4 hours ago<b>C001Gir1</b> - 4 hours ago<b>kukumber</b> - 7 hours ago<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - 7 hours ago<b>dandee_one</b> - 7 hours ago<b>demonicninja</b> - 7 hours ago<b>tamesenicole</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Girlshotdown1</b> - 8 hours ago<b>leogachi</b> - 8 hours ago<b>kittykittyrun</b> - 8 hours ago<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - 8 hours ago<b>HopeLEssGossip</b> - 11 hours ago<b>ragnarok1540</b> - 13 hours ago<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - 18 hours ago<b>nickcraft6996</b> - 22 hours ago

Fucked!<b>Girlshotdown1</b> - 2 hours ago<b>ragnarok1540</b> - 7 hours ago<b>mzhaze</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 3:39am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 7:53am<b>kittykittyrun</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:48am<b>dmo4</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 8:14pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 1:06am<b>aprilnb1</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:33am<b>doodlebug13</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 7:35pm<b>tamesenicole</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 4:46am<b>turdontoast</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 9:43pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 6:14am<b>Kongel_0</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 5:21am<b>chelseabellsey</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 12:16am<b>kkorn051212</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 1:12am<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 3:50pm<b>annie_potter_</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 11:33pm<b>iPixelCheese</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 10:33pm

olpally's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of olpally's badges

olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11875) - you deserved it (1647)

On 10/09/2015 at 5:06am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16199) - you deserved it (2718)

On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22915) - you deserved it (2235)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (3455)

On 09/15/2015 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (1546)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, my brother let me fly his two day old, expensive drone. Within a minute I had crashed it into a potato field. Four hours of searching and we still haven't found it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20541) - you deserved it (10357)

On 08/09/2015 at 11:23am - money - by oh great - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27398) - you deserved it (1512)

On 08/09/2015 at 2:27am - misc - by jordan.marie97 - Australia

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (2840)

On 08/06/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by ugly duckling - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (2200)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (2187)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the AC broke at work. I work in a hotel and every single guest asked me if I knew how hot it was in the lobby. It was 96 degrees for 7 hours. I definitely knew. FML

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26658) - you deserved it (3228)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (25636) - you deserved it (4139)

On 07/02/2015 at 1:53am - intimacy - by mirandale (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML

Today, my long-term boyfriend said that if we ever finally get married, his ex-girlfriend will definitely have to be a bridesmaid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32239) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm - love - by Not Engaged - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: