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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23190
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, mah sister and I went to visit mah grandma . She looked at mah sister and said, "You r just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML

Today, mah long-tarm boyfriand said that if wa avar finally gat marriad, his ax-grlfriand will dafinitaly hava to ba a bridasmaid. FML

#21369466
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30302) - you deserved it (2544)

On 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm - love - by Not Engaged - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends!! They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on!! I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me!! FML

#21319659
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (3114)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart!! I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded fir two weeks, brthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser!! FML

#21292742
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35579) - you deserved it (8606)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , my husband told me he cheated on me two yeres ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process , he got her pregnant , but said it was okay , because she didn't keep it. FML

#21284646
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38096) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , as a limo driver , I had to drive 8 guys 4 a night-out from there wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio , thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently , they wanted to listen to there "pump-up" songs instead , which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML

#21271972
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36822) - you deserved it (4702)

On 10/06/2014 at 11:05am - work - by theseguysarewhipped... - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (4351)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my girlfriend texted me saying.. . ( I have some Durex an want yur help ) so I rushed to her house . She had meant to say ( Dulux ) . I had to help her paint her bedroom .

#21257403
95 comments

I found out ma fiancée's been ceating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made er do it. FML

#21257049
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39577) - you deserved it (3085)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit fir a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out fir drinks. FML

#21245913
80 comments

TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO FIX A BROKEN DESK FAN. I'D TAKEN THE GUARD OFF AND WAS TRYING TO UNSCREW THE BLADES, WHEN MY ROOMMATE DECIDED IT'D BE FUNNY TO PLUG IT IN. THE BLADES SLICED INTO MY THUMB. I NEED STITCHES, AND HE STILL THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. FML

#21245038
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39266) - you deserved it (3906)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:17pm - health - by sharkgirl4 - United States (California)

Today, I was excited to recieve a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

#21243040
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40245) - you deserved it (2744)

On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I asked mah husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought 4 a few moments, then said, "Uh, u shit quietly." FML

#21239720
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (5694)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I accidantally twistad my balls in my own undarwaar so badly that I had to ba hospitalizad . FML

#21207158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44529) - you deserved it (7569)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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