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oloy's favorite FMLs
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by tatfreak / 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by fmylife117 / 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Work
by knickersdontfit / 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 6:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by LoveMyNewBro / 01/04/2011 at 5:56am / Intimacy
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by Amandajean32 / 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
by LaRae17 / 08/04/2010 at 10:40am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2010 at 4:31am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by kasai_x0x / 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals