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Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by tatfreak / 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by fmylife117 / 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Work
by knickersdontfit / 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 6:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by LoveMyNewBro / 01/04/2011 at 5:56am / Intimacy
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by Amandajean32 / 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
by LaRae17 / 08/04/2010 at 10:40am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2010 at 4:31am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by kasai_x0x / 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…